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aceprouvaire:

seriously having a chronic illness and almost dying has not made me more pretentious or poetic or metaphorical it’s mostly just made me lazy and apathetic with a side of gassy

(via rattiepuff)

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homosocks:

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

(Source: sockleton, via genderquail)

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keatonpickles:

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

BUT SERIOUSLY

(Source: clamjob, via rattiepuff)

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Oh babe I wish I could be there and help

<3 me too. and I have to call to set up my court appearance and call a lawyer to get me out of this so I don’t have to report it to grad school and hold my breath while they decide if they’re taking away my teaching assistantship which will effectively keep me out of grad school forever which means I’ll have to try to get a non academic job which means I’ll die poor and hungry because i can’t do anything else , physically or mentally…

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…I’ve officially been cited with a misdemeanor.

FUCK EVERYTHING.

-must not sob in public, must not sob in public, must not sob in public-

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Okay. Do you have a prof or advisor or anyone who you can bring with you? What can I do to help?

they’re all in meetings/teaching all day. I’m thinking of going like right before I have to work so that I have a reason to leave asap. I have a lawyer’s number in my phone in case i end up needing it…

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Sweetheart what is it? Can I help??

…I got an email saying I need to go back and talk to the cops.

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FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via givemebackmyhomo)

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fatmf:

peach-grl:

if u arent kissing me ur missing out tbh

Get over here! :P

getting to CA from MN is expensive!!