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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

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mrsnobodyjustawifejustamum:

The many stages of…….#invisibleillness #chronicpain when trying to sleep - now if you believe #itsreal xx (at Simply Living xx - Centre For Lifestyle. & Wellness)

mrsnobodyjustawifejustamum:

The many stages of…….#invisibleillness #chronicpain when trying to sleep - now if you believe #itsreal xx (at Simply Living xx - Centre For Lifestyle. & Wellness)

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deadlydinos:

"Haha that Tumblr post said grades don’t define me so I’m gonna abandon my fantastic school marks and drop out" said literally no one ever

"Wow it’s nice to be reminded that even though school is hard for me, that doesn’t mean I’m worthless" said hundreds of thousands of bloggers with learning disabilities and mental and physical illnesses

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extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

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Tags: ferguson
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sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

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Tags: imp look!
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frostdragonplay:

do you ever just go through your blog and go “wow i’m really fricking queer”

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floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

(via rattiepuff)

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so. upset.

class moved from reasonably accessible building (even when next class is 10 minutes after) to a building HALF A MILE AWAY. like. no. not possible. i’m actually fucking disabled. can maybe walk that far on a good day, but not after a full fucking day of classes. which means that now i’m going to be spending a boatload on parking, still have to walk a bunch because parking is fucking far from where i need to be. and oh yeah be late.

but, supposedly, we’re getting out “a bit early” to accommodate those of us who have class.

..

…CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS. AM READY TO GO BACK TO BED AND NOT GET UP AGAIN FOR A WEEK. FUCK THIS NOISE.

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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— Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via lamestprincess)

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